i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All the doctor said was why
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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