Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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