Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize