Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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