Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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