you would pick up someone in the library
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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