Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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