Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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