Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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