he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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