i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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