We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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