I wannas sexs uuuuu
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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