it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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