drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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