i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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