her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
well you can't waste a boner
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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