haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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