So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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