Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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