My brain says no but my pants say off.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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