Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
should my penis look like a turkey
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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