I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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