the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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