I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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