'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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