But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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