you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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