How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
