i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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