I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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