dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
