i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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