Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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