Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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