There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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