What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
There r osticjed everywhere
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
A bitchslap is in order.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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