Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You need Xanax blowdarts
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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