she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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