idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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