Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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