is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
he's gonorrhea incarnate
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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