Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My feet surprised me
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