hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
