I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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