Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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