i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
