I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
