I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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