oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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