If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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