end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i just google imaged poop.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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