Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You're a waste of cheezeits
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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