just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize