So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We just shotgunned beers for America
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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