Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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