do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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