grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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