i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Barsexuality is the new black.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize