Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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