Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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